■ Allah loves sneezing, and yawning comes from Satan. Don’t yawn, otherwise Satan will laugh at you. Bukhari boek 73 hadith 245
■ Oversleeping is caused by Satan peeing in your ear. Bukhari 54:492
■ Treat women well, because a woman is made of a fragile rib. Boechari 55: 548:
■ A dog as a pet costs you a portion of your heavenly reward every day. Bukharie 67:389; The same 54:541
■ You may spit while praying, but to the left. Sahih Muslim 42:7149
■ If you ask yourself; ”Who created Allah?”, these questions come from Satan. Then seek refuge in Allah and give up such thoughts. Bukhari 54:496
■ The Prophet said: “At each womb, Allah appoints an angel who says: ‘O Lord! A drop of semen, O Lord! A clot. O Lord! A small piece of flesh.’ Then when Allah desires (to complete) its creation, the angel asks: (O Lord!) Will it be a man or a woman, a wretched one or a blessed one, and how much will be its provision And what will be its age?’ So all of that is written while the child is still in the mother’s womb.” Bukhari 6:315
■ Do not trouble me by harming ‘Aisha, for the divine inspiration never came to me when I was under a blanket, except under the blanket of Aisha. Bukhari 58:119:
■ The Prophet said: “When evening falls, keep your children close to you, because then the devil will scatter. An hour later you can release them; and close the gates of your house (at night), and mention Allah’s name thereon, and cover your utensils, and mention Allah’s name thereon, (and if you have nothing to cover your utensil), you may put something over it (for example, a piece of wood).” Bukhari 54 :500
■ We were created from a fluid, emanating between the spine and ribs. Sura 75:6+7
■ Trees are believers. Sura 55:6
■ A man must hold his genitals with his left hand while urinating. Sahih Muslim 2:512
■You have to wipe your private parts with an odd number of stones. Bukhari 4:163
■ You should not try to pray at sunrise or sunset, for the sun rises between two sides of the devil’s head.” Bukhari 54:494
■ If you hear a donkey bray then it sees Satan, then seek refuge in Allah from Satan. Muslim 35:6581:
■ While the angels are talking among the clouds about things that are going to happen on earth, the devils hear one word and pour it into the ears of a soothsayer, and she adds a hundred lies to it. Bukhari 54:508
Yawning is from Satan and if any of you yawns, he should restrain his yawning as much as possible, for if any of you should say (while yawning): ‘Ha’, Satan will laugh at him.”
Bukhari 54:509
■ You must rinse your nose with water every morning because Satan sleeps in everyone’s nose all night long. Bukhari 54:516
■ Anyone who has a dog as a pet loses out on reward in heaven. Bukhari 4:541
■ The sun rises between two sides of the head of the devil (of Satan).” Bukhari 54:494
■ If one says a hundred times in one day, “None has the right to be worshiped except Allah, the One Who has no partners, to Him belongs the sovereignty and to Him belongs all praise, and He has power over all things (i.e. Almighty)”, one will get the reward of freeing ten slaves, and a hundred good deeds will be credited to his account, and a hundred bad deeds will be wiped out or erased from his account, and further that day he will be protected from Satan, and no one will be superior to him except one who has done more than he has done.” Bukhari 54:514
■ A good dream is from Allah, and a bad or evil dream is from Satan; so if any of you has a bad dream that scares him, he should spit on his left side and seek refuge with Allah from his evil, for then it will not harm him. Bukhari 54:513
■ A black dog belongs to the devil. Muslim, 4:1032
■ Listening to the prayer call will benefit you on the Day of Judgment. Bukhari 54:517
■ If any of you wakes up from sleep and performs ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out three times, because Satan has remained in the upper part of his nose all night. Bukhari 54:516
■ A baby cries at birth because Satan touches it. Bukhari 55:641
■ Nice dreams come from Allah, not nice dreams come from Satan. Bukhari 87:114
■ You can protect yourself from bad dreams by spitting to the left. Bukhari 87:115
■ You should always put on your right shoe first. Sahih Muslim 2:514
■ You should always take off your left shoe first. Bukharie 72:747
■ If a fly falls into your food or drink, you should dip it completely in it. Because in one wing there is a disease and in the other wing there is the medicine. Bukhari 54:537; same 71:673
■ Angels do not enter a house with an image in it. Bukhari 54:449
■ Angels also do not enter a house with a dog in it. Bukhari 54:448
■ Later: All dogs, except those used for hunting and herding, must be killed. Sahih Muslim 10:3814
■ Eventually: black dogs with circles around their eyes should be killed. Those dogs are from the devil. Sahih Muslim 10:3813
■ Women who deny their husbands sexual intercourse are cursed by angels until the next morning. Bukhari 54:460
■ Satan farts to avoid hearing the Islamic call to prayer (adhan). Bukhari 11:582
■ You will be tortured in the grave later if you don’t pee while squatting. Sunan Ibn Majah 1:347
■ Most torture in the grave is because of urine. Sunan Ibn Majah 1:348
■ Camel urine is a medicine. Bukharie 82:794; Sahih Muslim 4:1671
■ The Islamic prayer is invalid when a woman, a dog or a donkey passes in front of you. Sahih Muslim 4:1034
■ Water containing dead dogs, menstrual towels and human feces is still drinkable because water cannot be contaminated. Aboe Dawud 1:67
■ Believing Muslims all get multiple virgins in paradise. Sura 55 verse 56; Sura 78 verse 31-33; Sura 56 verse 22; Bukhari 55:544
■ The virgins in heaven will have a beautiful front entrance and the men will have an eternal erection. Sunan Ibn Majah 37:4337
■ Breastfeeding a grown man as if he were a baby makes him a permitted visitor when the women are home. Sahih Muslim 8:3425
■ Mohammed’s companion claims to have witnessed the stoning of a female monkey by other monkeys. This is because of adultery. Bukhari 58 :188
■ A stone ran away with Moses’ clothing, something that angered the prophet. Bukhari 55:616
■ Muslims kiss the black stone in Mecca because Mohammed did this, they don’t know why. Bukhari 26:667 ; Sahih Muslim 7:2913
■ Shooting stars serve as missiles against devils. Sura 67 verse 5
■ Taking a bath helps against the evil eye. Sahih Muslim 26:542
■ Eating seven dates also helps against the evil eye. Bukharie 65:356 ; Sahih Muslim 23:5081
■ The sun sets in a muddy puddle and people live there. Sura 18 verse 86
■ Summer and winter are caused by Allah allowing hell to breathe twice a year. Bukhari 54:482
■ When you pray, during a certain phase you should hold your thumb and middle finger together and move your index finger. Sahih Muslim 4:1202
■ A child will resemble the parent who comes first during the sexual act. Bukhari 55:546
■ Lost wind? Then Allah will not accept your prayer. Bukharie 86:86
■ Drinking while standing is not recommended. Sahih Muslim 23:5017
■ If a rooster crows, it has seen an angel, if a donkey brays, it has seen a devil. Bukhari 54:522
■ If it weren’t for the Jews, food would never spoil. Bukhari 55:611; Sahih Muslim 8:3472
■ If you are wounded in the fight for Islam, that wound will smell wonderful on the Day of Judgment. Sahih Bukhari 52:59
■ If you take care of a horse for jihad, you will be rewarded in heaven. Bukhari 52:105
■ Solomon said one day that he was going to raise up 90 soldiers for Allah from his harem. But because he forgot to say ‘Inshallah’ (God willing) Allah gave him only one deformed child. Bukharie 78:634
■ The prophet told. The sun rises between Satan’s horns. Sahih Muslim 4: 1807
■ The prophet told. The moon and sun give light and are folded on the Day of Resurrection. Sahih Bukhari 4: 54: 422
■ The prophet told. The eclipsing of the sun and moon is a sign from Allah to frighten believers. Sahih Bukhari 2:18: 158
■ The prophet told. Whoever says ”inshallah” during sexual intercourse gives birth to a son, a soldier for Allah. Sahih Bukhari 4: 52: 74
■ The prophet told. A black spot on the face means being under the influence of the evil eye; treat her with exorcism.” Sahih Bukhari 7: 71: 635
■ The prophet told. Spinal bone does not decay in the earth. Sahih Muslim 54: 179
■ The prophet told. Desert heat comes from the raging hellfire. Sahih Bukhari 1: 10: 513
■The prophet told. An angel among angels is responsible for the clouds. He has a piece of fire to which he drives the clouds. The thunder you hear is the beating of the clouds as it propels them to where it is ordered. Sunnah Al-Tirmidhi-Vol. 1, Boek 44, Hadith 3117
■The prophet told. A water source with menstrual clothes, dead dogs and smelly things is clean drinking water. Water is pure and not contaminated by anything. Sahieh Muslim 1:66
■ The prophet told. He who plays chess is like one who smears his hand with the blood of pigs. Chess is bad. Sahih Muslim 28: 5612
■ The prophet told. Drink milk and urine of camels [urine contains waste products and toxic elements] Sahih Bukhari 7: 71: 590
■ The prophet told. Black seeds [cumin], cures all diseases except death. Sahih Bukhari 7: 71: 592
■ The prophet told. The black stone came down from paradise, and it was whiter than milk, then it turned black because of the sins of mankind. “Tirmidhi , Boek 4, Hadith 877
■ When news of the Prophet’s arrival in Madinah reached ‘Abdullah bin Salam, he went to him to ask him about certain things. He said: ‘I am going to ask you about three things that only a Prophet can answer: the first sign of the hour? What is the first food that the people of Paradise will eat? Why does a child draw the resemblance to his father or to his mother?” The Prophet replied: “Gabriel has just informed me about this.” Ibn Salam said: “He (i.e. Gabriel) is the enemy of the Jews among the angels. The Prophet said: “As for the first sign of the hour, it will be a fire that will gather the people from the East to the West. . As for the first meal that the people of Paradise will eat, it will be the caudate (extra) lobe of the fish liver. As for the child, if the discharge of the man follows the discharge of the woman, the child attracts the likeness of the man, and if the discharge of the woman is that of the man then the child takes on the likeness of the woman.” Bukharie 63 : 163
■ The Prophet said about the urine of an infant: “Water should be sprinkled on the urine of a boy, and the urine of a girl should be washed.” Abul-Hasan bin Salamah said: “Ahmad bin Musa bin Ma’qil related to us that Abul-Yaman Al-Misri said: ‘I asked Shafi’i about the Hadith of the Prophet: ‘Water should be sprinkled on the urine of a baby boy, and the urine of a baby girl should be washed’, when the two types of water (urine) are the same. He said: ‘This is because the urine of the boy consists of water and clay, but the The girl’s urine is flesh and blood.” Sunan Ibn Majah 525
■ The Prophet forbade urinating in a hole. It is said that these (holes) are the habitats of the jinn. Abi Dawoed 29
■ Quran 3.61 says that whoever argues about the true faith, the curse of Allah will be called upon them.
How can the truth be confirmed by cursing them and invoking Allah’s wrath upon them? This shows that the prophet of Islam was superstitious and a fool. Does swearing work? If it works, why did Muhammad ask his followers to wage war for him and kill innocent people?
All they had to do was sit at home and curse their enemies and wait for disaster to befall them. Cursing doesn’t work.
■ The Prophet said: No spell should be used except for the evil eye or a scorpion sting. Abu Dawud 28:3875
■ A spell is also good for snake bites. Abu Dawud 28.3879
Is a spell an antidote for scorpion stings and snake bites? Is this what they use in Islamic
hospitals? Why do Muslim doctors teach Western science if they have these divine teachings? Evil eye? Isn’t this just superstition?
Dr. Muhammad had more medical advice:
■ The Apostle of Allah came in when I was with Hafsah, and he said to me: Why don’t you teach this woman the spell for rash as you taught her to write.” Abu Dawud 28.3878
Can rashes go away with a spell? Is this scientific? Muhammad believed in witchcraft. Isn’t it ridiculous that the man who claimed to be the prophet of God could not cure a skin rash and asked someone else to teach his wife how to cure this disease with a spell? He claimed that Allah kept many secrets from him, for example that the Bani Nadir were planning to kill him, giving him an excuse to attack them and take their property and exile them. There were many more self-serving secrets like this that were “revealed” only to him. I wonder why he was never taught the secrets of medicine? Except of course the great knowledge that one fly wing has the antidote for the poison of the other wing and that camel urine is good for the stomach.
We can therefore conclude that the above absurdities are human fabrications because they go against the dictates of common sense. Are these hadiths contrary to science? Yes, 100%. What does that say about Islam as a whole? Made up. What does this say about Muhammad? A scammer.
Answer Islam = human fictions, hypocrisy, implausibility and absurdities